My life as a pregnant zombie mermaid.
Oh those lines weren’t for you. Jackass.

Oh those lines weren’t for you. Jackass.

My boob is a cat pillow now apparently.

My boob is a cat pillow now apparently.

oneokrydon:

lotsalipstick:

enchantingsnow:

brooklyn-bridge:

A movie theatre you can cuddle in

or if you’re me and forever alone, a movie theatre where i can spread out and have a couch to myself and my food.

I mean, I’ll take either option

There are two types of people.

What if you bring a cuddle buddy, and a bunch of food, you can cuddle while eating pizza. :D

oneokrydon:

lotsalipstick:

enchantingsnow:

brooklyn-bridge:

A movie theatre you can cuddle in

or if you’re me and forever alone, a movie theatre where i can spread out and have a couch to myself and my food.

I mean, I’ll take either option

There are two types of people.

What if you bring a cuddle buddy, and a bunch of food, you can cuddle while eating pizza. :D

Please reblog if you are a non-judgmental Mumblr.

preggoinpink:

As in you don’t care if someone circumcises their son, or pierces their daughters ears. Or uses cloth diapers or decides to strictly formula feed.
Making a separate page on my blog with a list of you all!!

Someone is excited! #freak @bigmikereynolds

Someone is excited! #freak @bigmikereynolds

Jesus is coming to grill with us guys! #jesusismyhomie @bigmikereynolds

Jesus is coming to grill with us guys! #jesusismyhomie @bigmikereynolds

My brobeans grilling, and instagramming! @bigmikereynolds

My brobeans grilling, and instagramming! @bigmikereynolds

Thanks @ccarroll79 :)

Thanks @ccarroll79 :)